I'm Not Really Sure About How Spellcheck Would Feel About This One...

Pull up to squirrel in the middle of the road.

Intact? Check.

Win.

Seriously, it's an easy pick up... maybe 2 seconds max.

I get out of the vehicle, bag in hand, and am about to grab the little critter when a vehicle approaches. I step back from being half a moment away from very obviously picking up the animal in the middle of the road when...

KKQWURSPLLRDTHH.....

I turn to face the moronic driver, raise my arms in dismay... only to hear...

QRSPLLUDDRRUH...

...

A second car?

seriously?

Thanks.

Well... needless to say... my nice, intact, simple, and easy squirrel was no longer around.