Monday, July 6, 2009

Dear Sir,

To the older gentleman in the vehicle today,

Thank you, sir, but it is quite alright. I am already fully aware that my job is truly gross. Actually, I can promise you that I am so completely WAY more aware than you could possibly be of just HOW gross my job is.

That said, while I am bagging a dead ground hog and your car passes me, I do not need you to lean halfway out your car window and adamantly yell "EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww!!!!!!!!"

As I said. It's alright. I already know.

Yes, my job is gross.

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